Kelsie Ann and MacKenzie Rose. Daddy's girls are now Meggy's too. I'm so lucky to have two such beautiful babies.

My Dad, pretty simple. He's the greatest man I've ever known, next to JC. I love you Pop!

Jay Leno. He was the least egotistical star I've ever met. He was just the coolest guy you could imagine. Thank's for the opportunity Jay!

Ron Osborne. He's Uncle Ronnie, part of the fam..................

Juan Canopii - He meant everything he has always said and now he's proven it. I can't wait to get back on the road with my brother. He IS "The Chooch Master" !!

Mary Jane from Mary Jane's House of Glass. MJ has become a staunch supporter of the Portland Comedy scene by sponsoring The Funny 420 Tour & The Dope Show, and sponsoring the Headliner at each of the Candlelight Comedy open mic nights. She even throws in a piece every week to give away in a drawing. Mary Jane is wayyyyyyyyyyy cool in our books!!

"Pistol" Pete Hall. Our good friend is back down in LA trying to shake it up. Good luck buddy.

Tere Joyce - I worked with Tere in January 2005 at Harveys. We're gonna be doing 3 nights of The Dope Show. She was on season's #1 & #3 of NBC"s "Last Comic Standing." We absolutely love Tere. She is one of the sweetest, most real people we've ever met. Love ya babe!

Meggy's parents, Danny and Maggie. What a cool couple. Thank you for always being there and supporting us. Meggy's a lucky girl to have two great parents like you.

Mike Jenkins. Mike is the most professional comic I have ever worked with. So full of knowledge and so willing to share. A good man and a good friend.

The Legendary Vic Dunlop - Vic has inspired Musty be be better, in health  and on stage.

BJ Johnson - BJ moved to New Mexico and I only see him here and there. But it's always good to see my friend and Good Buddy.........   

Holly & Chad (and JoBean). Meggy's oldest best friends and our favorite couple to hang with. We don't see enough of them but when we do, we make it count. We love you guys!

Steve Walsh, or "Tie Dye Steve" as everyone call's him. Steve's been my bud and a supporter of comedy in Portland since 1994. He's also the owner of Oregon Native Graphics. Stevev takes care of all my artistic needs, and at a very reasonable price. 420 my friend, 420.

Tim McRobert "Hawaii Tim", we miss you bro, come home soon.

Jesus Christ. This is not intended as a pun. I take my love for the lord seriously. Without him I am nothing. Thank you Lord.

All of my true, comedy-loving friends. The one's that care about the craft, and know the meaning of FUNNY and RESPECT.

Rick D'Elia, Sadiki Fuller, Cain Lopez, Ngaio Belum, Alonzo Boden, Carrot Top, and all the other comics Meggy thinks are hot but sweet at the same time. Meggy loves her Sadiki!

Kenen Thompson, Fred Armisen, Amy Poehler, Chris Parnell, Horatio Sanz, and "SNL Louis". Kelsie and I had a night we will remember for the rest of our lives thanks to these people. The SNL'ers showed that no matter how famous you are, staying real is the key to success. Kelsie was amazed at "what normal people they are." I'm glad she got to crossover into my world to see that her daddy is just inches away from stardom.

To all those not listed but in our hearts, thank you. We haven't forgotten you we were just probably stoned and temporarily forgot you. For being our friends and supporters, you have our love and appreciation.

PEACE!!!!!!!!!